Tom Reynolds

steveagee:

On how did my day become an episode of Three’s Company.

I’ve tweeted this so a lot of you probably already heard, but I was driving in my truck and I was waiting to leave a message on my shrink’s voicemail.  Right when her outgoing message beeped a woman (talking on her cell) ran a red light and missed me by about a foot.  I screamed, “YOU FUCKING CUNT!” and then realized what I had just done and hung up the phone.

A few minutes later I got up the nerve to call her back and leave a message explaining what had happened….and that we should probably schedule a session. She still hasn’t returned my call.

And for the record, I was using my headset when leaving that message and was paying attention to the road (otherwise someone else would be leaving a tumblr post right now saying something like, “Hey Agee got hit by a car and is in the hospital…let’s go rob his house.”)