Tom Reynolds

steveagee:

Tonight I went to a Halloween party with a few friends.  It was a typical Halloween - people in costumes, drinking, loud music, etc.  Then something happened that forever changed me.

I was standing in the kitchen and I took out my cell phone to check the time.  It was 1:59 a.m.  As I was looking at my phone I sneezed just as the time changed, but instead of my clock reading 2:00 a.m., it went backwards…TO 1 A.M!  BACKWARDS!!

Do you people know what that means?  I fucking time traveled tonight!  I went back in time!

I went up to people and said, “Hey, it’s 1 a.m!”, and you know what they did?  NOTHING!  They didn’t care because it was in the past.  These people were experiencing 1 a.m. for the first time!  In fact, as you’re reading this you’re probably thinking I’m out of my mind because you, the reader, are from my past as well.

God damn this is starting to confuse me.  I think I need to get some reast so that tomorrow I can figure out how to fix things and get myself back to the future…the future that is 1 hour from now!  Wish me luck.