A blog about things. twitter.com/tomreynolds var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-8880321-2"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}Tumblr (3.0; @tomreynolds)http://tomreynolds.com/<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7xcw85XLE1qzmopno1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://nickholmes.tumblr.com/">nickholmes</a>)</p>http://tomreynolds.com/post/1032175549http://tomreynolds.com/post/1032175549Sun, 29 Aug 2010 14:21:37 -0400<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7u1stZL6G1qz5ri6o1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>This guy seems pretty cool. Guess I’ll become a Mormon. Thanks Facebook!</p>http://tomreynolds.com/post/1021872867http://tomreynolds.com/post/1021872867Fri, 27 Aug 2010 18:43:41 -0400<object width="425px" height="360px"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="movie" value="http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=106352733,t=1,mt=video" /><embed src="http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=106352733,t=1,mt=video" width="400" height="338" allowfullscreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>My buddies <a href="http://miniaturetigers.com/">Miniature Tigers</a> just released their new music video for ‘Bullfighter Jacket’. Its like the most amazing ‘Where’s Waldo?’ fan fiction you could ever imagine.</p>http://tomreynolds.com/post/1020584219http://tomreynolds.com/post/1020584219Fri, 27 Aug 2010 13:25:00 -0400where's waldominiature tigersbullfighter jacket<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksamiz02971qzvqipo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/1010931442">juliasegal</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://meretremfuit.tumblr.com/post/321509177/underpantscharleston-juliasegal-deleted">meretremfuit</a>:<a href="http://underpantscharleston.tumblr.com/post/227302715/juliasegal-deleted-scene-actually-i-read-this">underpantscharleston</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>This is a REAL picture from the set…Heath Ledger was apparently a skateboarder.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>That’s pretty bad-ass</p> </blockquote> <p><em>Classic</em></p> </blockquote> <p>I remember reading <a href="http://www.newsweek.com/2008/01/26/charisma-as-natural-as-gravity.html">this</a> from Christopher Nolan in Newsweek a couple of year’s back and wondering what a skateboarding Joker looked like. Now I know.</p>http://tomreynolds.com/post/1014847257http://tomreynolds.com/post/1014847257Thu, 26 Aug 2010 12:16:18 -0400<object width="400" height="251"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OPWdYN64Bn8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OPWdYN64Bn8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="251" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://steveagee.tumblr.com/post/1004068622">steveagee</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://christinahaberkern.tumblr.com/post/1004037598/somuchfunithurts-julieklausner-this-could">christinahaberkern</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://somuchfunithurts.tumblr.com/post/1004028133/julieklausner-this-could-not-be-more-great">somuchfunithurts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://julieklausner.tumblr.com/post/1001357083/this-could-not-be-more-great-sundays-emmy">julieklausner</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This could not be more great! Sunday’s Emmy broadcast is already worse for not airing this category.</p> <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPWdYN64Bn8&feature=player_embedded">Conan Writers’ Emmy B-Roll</a> (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/teamcoco">teamcoco</a>)</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://tomreynolds.com/post/1004096202http://tomreynolds.com/post/1004096202Tue, 24 Aug 2010 12:45:23 -0400<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7nzqca7TQ1qz5ri6o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2010/08/23/monkey-rides-a-goat.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+boingboing%2FiBag+%28Boing+Boing%29">Monkey rides a goat - Boing Boing</a></p>http://tomreynolds.com/post/1003982029http://tomreynolds.com/post/1003982029Tue, 24 Aug 2010 12:13:23 -0400<a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/100820">Bill Simmons becomes relevant again</a>: <p><a href="http://ericrasmussen.org/post/994949510/bill-simmons-becomes-relevant-again" class="tumblr_blog">pollexistaken</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>…by explaining Jennifer Aniston’s seeming inability to land a man.  I’ve thought about this more than I’d prefer to admit.</p> <blockquote> <p>I mean, how could Jennifer Aniston, of all people, not find a man? How could someone that attractive need a friend to set her up on dates? What the hell is going on here? Is she secretly super-annoying? Is she terrible in bed? Does she have bad breath or bad hygiene? Are her standards simply too high? Does she still pine for Pitt and any potential mate can sense it?  You’re not going to believe this, but I have a theory …  I think it’s all a farce. I think she gravitates toward guys who could never be a potential husband (seriously, John Mayer?) and FWBs (friends with benefits) over actually finding herself the right match. And here’s why: The longer this drags on, the longer she stays on the A list.Staying single, ending up with the wrong guys, pining for a baby but never having one … career move, career move, career move. Keeps her on magazine covers. Keeps people saying “I feel bad for Aniston, Brangelina really screwed her over; her life’s never been the same.” Keeps a built-in publicity buzz for every crappy movie she promotes. Really, it’s genius.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://tomreynolds.com/post/995600461http://tomreynolds.com/post/995600461Sun, 22 Aug 2010 21:24:11 -0400<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwjp2f1pzf1qzvqipo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/977946278">juliasegal</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://hurricanekid.tumblr.com/post/977917602/juliasegal-i-want-to-stay-in-bed-i-know">hurricanekid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>I want to stay in bed…</p> </blockquote> <p>I know, T-rex. I know.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://tomreynolds.com/post/978187091http://tomreynolds.com/post/978187091Thu, 19 Aug 2010 14:29:22 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7da4rtXZf1qzmopno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://nickholmes.tumblr.com/post/974146770/this-isnt-normal-but-on-meth-it-is" class="tumblr_blog">nickholmes</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>This isn’t normal.  But on meth it is! </p></blockquote>http://tomreynolds.com/post/974280020http://tomreynolds.com/post/974280020Wed, 18 Aug 2010 19:42:24 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/98LmPO6oSB0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/98LmPO6oSB0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>“Metal Man” looks great. I’ve never seen anything like it.</p>http://tomreynolds.com/post/947859445http://tomreynolds.com/post/947859445Fri, 13 Aug 2010 12:18:42 -0400<object id="ep_player" name="ep_player" height="225" width="400" data="http://cdn.episodic.com/player/EpisodicPlayer.swf?config=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.episodic.com%2Fshows%2Fkznvq5ccs075%2Fp%2Fr2k0qrxfwvtp%2Fconfig.xml" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"><param name="movie" value="http://cdn.episodic.com/player/EpisodicPlayer.swf?config=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.episodic.com%2Fshows%2Fkznvq5ccs075%2Fp%2Fr2k0qrxfwvtp%2Fconfig.xml" /><param name="AllowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed src="http://cdn.episodic.com/player/EpisodicPlayer.swf?config=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.episodic.com%2Fshows%2Fkznvq5ccs075%2Fp%2Fr2k0qrxfwvtp%2Fconfig.xml" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="225" id="ep_player" name="ep_player"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://michaelianblack.tumblr.com/post/931681116/first-trailer-for-backwash-the-new-web-series">michaelianblack</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>First trailer for “Backwash,” the new Web series that will be blowing people’s shit right out of their asses this fall on Crackle.com.</p> </blockquote> <p>Very much looking forward to this. Fred Willard is one of the few people that can make just saying his own name hilarious.</p>http://tomreynolds.com/post/933053745http://tomreynolds.com/post/933053745Tue, 10 Aug 2010 15:07:54 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6ow6eZIPG1qzmopno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://nickholmes.tumblr.com/post/908392517/where-is-your-god-now">nickholmes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Where is your God now?</p> </blockquote>http://tomreynolds.com/post/908455450http://tomreynolds.com/post/908455450Thu, 05 Aug 2010 13:51:32 -0400<p><a href="http://kellyoxford.tumblr.com/post/904094131/rush-limbaugh-is-francis-buxton">kellyoxford</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6n7c6Psyx1qzikus.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://tomreynolds.com/post/904202492http://tomreynolds.com/post/904202492Wed, 04 Aug 2010 15:58:47 -0400<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6i9qzWBG11qznvdro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/894352592">juliasegal</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ettubrutte.tumblr.com/post/891474874/sarahfreakinjay-sweetanddsour-babyaaaa">ettubrutte</a>:<a href="http://sarahfreakinjay.tumblr.com/post/891469153/sweetanddsour-babyaaaa-frontiercity">sarahfreakinjay</a>:<a href="http://sweetanddsour.tumblr.com/post/891462551/babyaaaa-frontiercity">sweetanddsour</a>:<a href="http://babyaaaa.tumblr.com/post/891446475/frontiercity">babyaaaa</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the internet never lets me down.</p> <blockquote></blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://spinlighted.tumblr.com/post/891400553">spinlighted</a>)</p>http://tomreynolds.com/post/894769077http://tomreynolds.com/post/894769077Mon, 02 Aug 2010 17:25:12 -0400<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6fceuS0OG1qz4cuyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://links.laughingsquid.com/post/884624757/all-my-friends-are-dead" class="tumblr_blog">laughingsquid</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://laughingsquid.com/all-my-friends-are-dead/">All My Friends Are Dead</a></p></blockquote>http://tomreynolds.com/post/885154501http://tomreynolds.com/post/885154501Sat, 31 Jul 2010 14:29:02 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6bir4tOex1qzbqdlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tumblr.stevewoolf.com/post/876633195/loving-this-via-ohinternet-tazar-the">stevewoolf</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>loving this.</p> <p>(via <a href="http://ohinter.net/">ohinternet</a>, <a href="http://tazar.tumblr.com/">tazar</a>)</p> <p>The consequences will literally never be the same you guys.</p> </blockquote>http://tomreynolds.com/post/876778909http://tomreynolds.com/post/876778909Thu, 29 Jul 2010 17:46:20 -0400<object width="400" height="256" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_ed36fa1ab6"><param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=ed36fa1ab6" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed width="400" height="256" flashvars="key=ed36fa1ab6" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_ed36fa1ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://azizisbored.tumblr.com/post/875316123/this-between-two-ferns-with-steve-carrell-is">azizisbored</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This Between Two Ferns with Steve Carrell is hysterical.</p> </blockquote>http://tomreynolds.com/post/875393607http://tomreynolds.com/post/875393607Thu, 29 Jul 2010 10:45:51 -0400<object width="400" height="254"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1hvaeHllwtw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1hvaeHllwtw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="254" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Can I trust that I have your vote for <span>Basil Marceaux this election day?</span></p>http://tomreynolds.com/post/871406728http://tomreynolds.com/post/871406728Wed, 28 Jul 2010 13:19:32 -0400tennessee<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l67w97pvys1qzjc1ro1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/866942715">juliasegal</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://mudwerks.tumblr.com/post/866557521/suyhnc-humanerror">mudwerks</a>:<a href="http://suyhnc.tumblr.com/post/866054555">suyhnc</a>:<a href="http://humanerror.tumblr.com/post/865954361/cda132cccef85b556dcd6fac1f45ea00-gif">huma:</a></p> <p>This is what my nightmares look like.</p> <blockquote></blockquote> </blockquote> <p>Can’t stop watching this.</p>http://tomreynolds.com/post/867223846http://tomreynolds.com/post/867223846Tue, 27 Jul 2010 15:45:15 -0400<object width="400" height="329"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gE1ZvCnwkYk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gE1ZvCnwkYk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="329" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://links.laughingsquid.com/post/862870451/moonwalking-with-shopping-cart-at-walmart">laughingsquid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://laughingsquid.com/moonwalking-with-shopping-cart-at-walmart/">Moonwalking With Shopping Cart at Walmart</a></p> </blockquote>http://tomreynolds.com/post/862979195http://tomreynolds.com/post/862979195Mon, 26 Jul 2010 17:51:01 -0400